Josh Young

Josh Young

College: 
Ezra Stiles
Major: 
Undecided
Hometown: 
Old Bethpage, NY
Activities: 
Club Tennis, The Yale Record, watching every TV show that's ever existed
About: 

                                                         i.

When I was in high school, I did Mock Trial and kinda sucked. I’m only marginally better now. Most of what I bring to the table consists of attractiveness and sardonic witticisms. Jk. I’m not that sardonic. I only vaguely know what sardonic means. It’s fine. Idk. Deuces.

                                                         ii.

During Camp Yale, my freshman year, I followed Chloe Larkin to an info session. I didn’t know what it was for. It’s just…when Chloe Larkin walks, you follow. So I did. It was a Mock Trial info session. And here I am.

                                                         iii.

Sometimes, people ask me, “Hey Josh, how’d you make Mock Trial?” And I say, “I don’t know–how is Chloe Larkin so attractive?” And then, they always understand.